Good night my legions of Mighty Buttholes; and may the Internet forever cradle you with the warmth and homely comfort of it’s grimy old Womb.



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xredshoes:

staychunky:

who wants to go for a run? i want to go for a run.

how about a walk?

Let’s go for a walk. Or maybe a stroll. I have no idea what youre talking about

You’re better off never learning to navigate the truE HORRORsthat is my speech. 



midgesandmoths asked:
hey man! if i made you upset by not coming over or anything today i'm sorry but i was just lazy and unshowered and enjoying life that way so yeah personality flaw oops. D: sorry

What’re you talking about? Everyone needs some quality time with themselves.




yumihiko-ichiyanagi:

 

IT’S RAINBOW ROAD, IT’S WHERE YOU GO

WHEN YOU DIE, IT’S RAINBOW ROAD……………



who wants to go for a run? i want to go for a run.

how about a walk?




Really

really

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darksilenceinsuburbia:

 Colleen Cunningham. Cosmic Man, 2011.


I was going to go relish in the wonderful aftereffect of taking a wicked piss, y’know, relief, but my sister walked back in the bathroom like FUCK YOU JUST TOOK AN HOUR LONG SHOWER AND THE WATER IN THIS BOTTLE WASN’T GOING TO DRINK ITSELF. God damn.