Good night my legions of Mighty Buttholes; and may the Internet forever cradle you with the warmth and homely comfort of it’s grimy old Womb.
Let’s go for a walk. Or maybe a stroll. I have no idea what youre talking aboutwho wants to go for a run? i want to go for a run.
how about a walk?
You’re better off never learning to navigate the truE HORRORsthat is my speech.
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midgesandmoths asked: hey man! if i made you upset by not coming over or anything today i'm sorry but i was just lazy and unshowered and enjoying life that way so yeah personality flaw oops. D: sorry What’re you talking about? Everyone needs some quality time with themselves. |
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IT’S RAINBOW ROAD, IT’S WHERE YOU GO
WHEN YOU DIE, IT’S RAINBOW ROAD……………
I was going to go relish in the wonderful aftereffect of taking a wicked piss, y’know, relief, but my sister walked back in the bathroom like FUCK YOU JUST TOOK AN HOUR LONG SHOWER AND THE WATER IN THIS BOTTLE WASN’T GOING TO DRINK ITSELF. God damn.